tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post180831551976250198..comments2024-03-26T15:49:44.555+00:00Comments on How To Write Badly Well: Make your similes very accurateJoel Stickleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14270604410152020281noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-92034096331206410662023-04-14T19:57:45.394+01:002023-04-14T19:57:45.394+01:00Some significant Share Market Holiday include New ...Some significant <a href="http://www.sharemarketholiday.in" rel="nofollow">Share Market Holiday</a> include New Year's Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Day. In addition to these, each country has its own national holidays that may affect share trading. 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Additionally check bulk <a href="https://letmepost.Com/check-da-pa" rel="nofollow">DA PA Checker</a> tool to check your area Moz area Authority and junk mail ratings.Buy YouTube Subscribershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03149858618796423135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-59244966190613771712013-10-24T07:04:09.582+01:002013-10-24T07:04:09.582+01:00"Those who like this sort of thing will find ..."Those who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-49934545210077142342013-01-12T08:19:03.482+00:002013-01-12T08:19:03.482+00:00All the commenters who think they're clever by...All the commenters who think they're clever by making more bad similes are just like those people in the comments who make bad similes to try to be clever. Ugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-61913502197519403052010-09-13T05:03:03.112+01:002010-09-13T05:03:03.112+01:00@Anon: Only a very good actor can pretend to be a ...@Anon: Only a very good actor can pretend to be a bad actor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-57747278473566123132010-03-07T17:57:35.831+00:002010-03-07T17:57:35.831+00:00Reading this story like someone who is reading a b...Reading this story like someone who is reading a blog entry made me laugh like a person who is laughing at something that is funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-7003029889037606792010-03-05T17:09:33.620+00:002010-03-05T17:09:33.620+00:00I laughed so hard. Completely made my morning.I laughed so hard. Completely made my morning.Lanii Be Goodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782964849511147569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-51349417037878431712010-02-21T05:01:22.430+00:002010-02-21T05:01:22.430+00:00Sounds like you need to go to Simile School. http:...Sounds like you need to go to Simile School. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT6_PXXjU94danhoweshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10982737174417779513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-51488519714938925672010-02-20T02:15:33.314+00:002010-02-20T02:15:33.314+00:00I like this post, like I like other things that I ...I like this post, like I like other things that I like.Sean Lindsayhttp://101reasonstostopwriting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-3734937379581364062010-02-18T02:33:14.808+00:002010-02-18T02:33:14.808+00:00If 1,000 people comment on this post, 1,000 people...If 1,000 people comment on this post, 1,000 people will have commented on itAlenianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-61580740877706442242010-02-17T04:02:51.445+00:002010-02-17T04:02:51.445+00:00This was horribly written, just like something tha...This was horribly written, just like something that is horribly written. :)Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14963171160622440471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-2957719116989302622010-02-16T22:53:01.183+00:002010-02-16T22:53:01.183+00:00Graham Greene said once that a good simile should ...Graham Greene said once that a good simile should work in reverse (that is, X is like Y and Y is like X should sound equally good), and by that standard, these are perfect!<br />There is a collection of similes sent in to the Washington Post by readers (often erroneously cited as actual high school essay similes), some of which I treasure to the point of knowing them by heart: "Her eyes were like big brown circles with a smaller black circle in their centers", for example, and "The whole scene had an eerie quality about it, like when you're in a different city and Jeopardy comes on at 7.30 instead of 7".eribosothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906078170065508984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-4519722790947558232010-02-16T21:03:45.093+00:002010-02-16T21:03:45.093+00:00Sounds like somebody needs to go to Simile School!...Sounds like somebody needs to go to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT6_PXXjU94" rel="nofollow">Simile School</a>!MarcTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-23786995359031071572010-02-16T18:52:35.874+00:002010-02-16T18:52:35.874+00:00Wow, you're so good at writing badly well! Li...Wow, you're so good at writing badly well! Like a person who is extremely talented at writing things as badly as very badly written things!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-43683501190465051002010-02-16T11:47:58.590+00:002010-02-16T11:47:58.590+00:00This made me laugh like a laughing person, who jus...This made me laugh like a laughing person, who just read a funny blog entry.Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12705763038336992299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-8312138611411270752010-02-15T16:55:29.573+00:002010-02-15T16:55:29.573+00:00Nice one!Nice one!Donna Gambalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00317767593205769881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-48532054836448444522010-02-15T16:51:47.147+00:002010-02-15T16:51:47.147+00:00This is bad enough to make me as tired as a torpid...This is bad enough to make me as tired as a torpid blog reader.Danielnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-36606994242232731752010-02-15T14:25:56.236+00:002010-02-15T14:25:56.236+00:00Make your similes as exact as tautologies.Make your similes as exact as tautologies.TheBigHenryhttp://hl98.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1128460350781036829.post-78698678781363978382010-02-15T14:01:54.935+00:002010-02-15T14:01:54.935+00:00I read this like a person reading a story starting...I read this like a person reading a story starting from the beginning, middle and end.<br /><br />:-)Old Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13185547869183611159noreply@blogger.com