Rely on your back catalogue #2

(if this doesn’t make sense to you, see the previous post)

IN THE EVENT OF FIRE

• When you hear the alarm, calmly make your way to the nearest exit.

• If the nearest exit is on fire, consult the emergency floor-plan for an alternative escape route.

• If the emergency floor-plan is on fire, report to your building’s safety officer.

• In the event that your building’s safety officer is also on fire, dial 999 on the nearest phone and ask for the fire brigade.

• It is entirely possible that the nearest phone is, like everything else in the office, on fire. If this is the case, use your mobile – 999 calls are free on all networks, so you won’t even have to fill in an expenses claim form.

• If your mobile phone is on fire, you’re starting to run out of options. You could try shouting for help out of a window.

• By this point, you’re probably on fire yourself. Your situation now is beyond the remit of this poster. Good luck.