You could lie and say that the holiday is research for a piece you decided to cut out in the end.
I shall have to defer my queries into your involvement with the Dr Who season finale - it had write yourself into of a corner, write yourself out of a corner and historical figures and... well, I could go on, but you're on holidays, so I won't. Anyway, with regard to Inky Fool, hear hear.
Sometimes problems are their own solution.
Have a pleasant holiday!
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Hi guys. Thanks for filling the eerie silence. I'm back now.
Thank you for the link. I am about to return the compliment.