I wandered into the kitchen and waved my hand uselessly at the cupboard with the painkillers in.
‘Morning, champ,’ said Pete. I turned to face him and my brains swilled in my head like unset jelly.
‘What are you... here... for?’ I managed.
‘Slept on the sofa, didn’t I?’ he said. ‘Thought I’d better make sure you got home okay, what with you picking that fight with the Mafia boss and everything.’
‘Wha?’ I mumbled.
‘And you stumbled upon a dossier of top-secret government files, and drunk-dialled your boss and quit your job, and acted on the long-standing sexual tension between you and Julie from accounts.’
‘In a good way?’ I asked, trying to guide a glass of water to my mouth. Pete shook his head. ‘Oh,’ I said. ‘I feel awful and I don’t remember anything.’
‘Yup,’ said Pete. ‘But on the upside, you initiated a few promising narrative strands which would otherwise have seemed completely unrealistic.’
I hate morning after scenes. That's why this is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteWell, except if it's by Douglas Adams ;)
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ReplyDeleteWere you out drinking with Dogberry? Between you I have collected a variety of descriptions of hangovers this week.
ReplyDeleteYour main character can now go on to have odd flashbacks to the evening, and spend large amounts of time trying to untangle reality (if it exists) from all the other versions of the evening.
drunk-dialled?
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ReplyDeleteTaking into consideration that gay romance is most likely not a thing most of you read or care about. Still bugs me.
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When I was in high school, a doctor had me try some new meds.
ReplyDeleteI threw a chair at a classmate and remembered nothing about it the next day.
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My point is, the brain is weird, and there's still room for this trope if you're willing to get creative.
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