Rely on your back catalogue #7

(if this doesn’t make sense to you, see the previous post)



WARNING!

Any baggage left unattended will be removed
and destroyed, no matter how unlikely it is that
fanatical terrorists waging a holy war against
Western civilisation would conceal an explosive
device in a bright pink Miffy rucksack.



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  1. Brings to mind the question, "Has anyone handled your baggage without your knowledge?"

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  2. I dunno, a bright pink Miffy rucksack sounds like the perfect hiding place to me.

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    1. Personally, I'd choose a suitcase with a bunch of bumper stickers prominently featuring the American flag affixed to it. (At least one of the bumper stickers should read, "These Colors Don't Run.")

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