Get published

Dear readers,

I am delighted to announce the publication of the book 100 Ways To Write Badly Well in both paperback and ebook. It’s a collection of some of the best bits of this blog along with a bunch of new pieces and it would make an excellent gift for any aspiring writer (even if that aspiring writer is yourself – go on, gift-wrap it and surprise yourself).

You can buy the paperback at and the ebook at The paperback is beautifully designed, has a great cover and would make a fine addition to any bookshelf, whereas the ebook is fantastic value and you can have it in your hands instantly. Personally, I think you should buy one copy of each, but I understand that I may be biased.

The book wouldn’t have been possible without the support and feedback that I’ve had from all of you since I started this blog, so I’d like to take this opportunity to offer my sincere and exhaustive thanks. With your help, what started out as a pointless, frustrated satire gradually became a genuine celebration of the art of bad writing. Still pointless, of course, but joyously so.

All the best,


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    1. Deer readers,

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      All my bestestness,

    2. Much better. :D

  2. Congratulations! Just got the e-book. You forgot to mention the illustrations; more books should come with illustrations.

  3. I've been waiting for this. For now i'll just buy the ebook, but the physical copy will be on my christmas wish list. :D

  4. "...pointillist frustrating satyr..."

    Fine, be brilliant. I'll buy your book.