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Peter (or Melanie) loved his (or her) job as a [climate researcher / troubled teen vampire / astronaut / professional wrestler]. Every day he/she went to [the lab / the alley behind the blood bank / Mars / the gym] and did his/her best to [document the effects of global warming / not kill people / set up a viable permafrost retrieval system so that future colonists could have drinking water / slam Deathface Dragon with a clawhold suplex]. It was a tough job, but someone had to do it.
The day our story takes place started like any other, but it was a day that would change Peter or Melanie’s life forever. He/she was just [compiling rainfall data / thinking about the transitory nature of human life / calibrating the drilling equipment / doing abdominal crunches] when a stranger walked into the [lab / alley / crater / ring] and, more quickly than he/she had ever believed possible, Peter/Melanie [fell in love / fell in love / fell in love / spin-flipped from the turnbuckle and clotheslined the stranger].

12 comments:

  1. I like the ending I hope Peter/Melanie's relationship lasts, however there's a strong suggestion in the last line that the love turned to non-consensual violence. It's sad.

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  2. You forgot to include animal loving vegetarians!

    :-)

    x

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  3. I think it would have been cooler to use braces instead of square brackets.

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  4. I love that "troubled teen vampire" is a job now.
    And compliments on your knowledge of wrestling vocabulary!

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  5. It's like Choose Your Own Adventure... *awe*

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  6. thoroughly satisfying

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  7. "[fell in love / fell in love / fell in love / spin-flipped from the turnbuckle and clotheslined the stranger]."

    I giggled more for this than perhaps any of your others.

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  8. "Every day he/she went to [Mars]" has a strangely surreal feel to it though.

    As if Peter/Melanie made the 5-month trip back and forth from Earth every day... hmm.

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  9. In the future it only takes an hour to get to Mars!

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  10. I have a new favourite post!

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  11. I love this blog so much! It's like a much funnier version of Noah Lukeman's book, The First Five Pages. And this is insanely funny.
    XO

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