Commit to clichés


‘Run like the wind!’ Olaf shouted. ‘The kind of wind that goes very fast in a certain direction, then changes course abruptly to avoid obstacles, whilst taking care not to let itself be caught by its pursuers!’
Anneke glanced over her shoulder. It literally felt as if her heart was in her throat – a thumping knot of muscle lodged just behind her tonsils, pumping blood around her body from its strange new position through arteries which presumably had been rerouted down her throat in some way. She ran as fast as she could, knowing that what pursued her was her worst nightmare – worse than finding herself back at school with no clothes on; worse than her teeth falling out in the middle of a business meeting; worse than not being able to understand what the man in the golden highchair was saying and then noticing that he has the face of her boss but sometimes it’s the face of her old piano tutor and she somehow knows without knowing how she knows that if she gets too close he will shout at her but the room is getting smaller and smaller and her shoes are too tight. It was worse than any of those things and was made even more terrifying by the knowledge that it wasn’t, in fact, a nightmare, but a real thing in her waking life. It was, however, a figurative nightmare, with all the concomitant emotional impact that description suggests (for which, see above).

7 comments:

  1. Yeah. Well. Didn't get too much sleep last night.

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  2. Not a bad job (although a job is something you get paid for & I assume you don't make anything off your blog)of writing, even though you probably typed instead of writing this, in the literal sense. I was frightened to death, but not really, because I am still here to post this comment.

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  3. PS--Do you think your post has prepared me for a career in writing (bad) novels?

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  4. That's amazing. I hear that whatever you do, commit fully and you've done just that. Thanks for giving me this big smile on my face. <3

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  5. I love, love, LOVE this blog, Joel. Keep it up!

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  6. This is heaps of fun, am sharing it with all my english teacher friends!

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